“Hey, man! How’s it going?”
“really shitty, tom. things are going real shitty.”
tom: “oh my goodness, i’m so sorry to hear tha - oh, excuse me, i’ve got a mint in there. um. ehehehehe… yes, but, no, i’m really terribly sorry, i love you, would you like a hug?”
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it would actually sound 100% like this.